It kind of hangs around like an unpaid bill And in the case of the blind beating the dumb: security cameras from the Woodcrest Square Mall captured a fight between a blind old man and an unidentified assailant following a parking dispute It’s just local news CNN has now confirmed that it was this man, Robert Jebediah Freeman, who got beat up by a significantly older, significantly blinder gentleman. A nigga moment isn’t necessarily over when you think it’s over. This is the blind nigga samurai What’s good, nigga! What’s really good! Niggas. There is no forethought, no logic in his actions. As my mind fights to make sense of the impossible, he is turning my sight into a liability. He knows my every move, yet he cannot see. Granddad, Rodney King just called and said, “Damn, I thought I got my ass whooped!” Ow! One night, I dreamt of a blind swordsman.
My bad knee! There goes all your pimp status! This fight is over I hate this damn song I can’t believe you got your ass kicked by a blind man, granddad! My knee went out! You know I got a bad knee Bad knee! That nigga had bad eyes, he couldn’t see granddad! He beat you like a piñata! Yo, we can rent Granddad out for Mexican birthday parties! We can call him, Senor Piñata! Hola, Senor Pinata! Stop it boy, stop it! Where’s my belt? I must be blind too, cause I sure didn’t see that ass-whooping coming! Yo, how bad you got to time your punches for a blind nigga to see you coming granddad? Riley, the man obviously had a heightened sense of hearing! Oh I thought granddad had a heightened sense of falling! Now that’s enough! Now you can stop laughing at your granddaddy! It ain’t that, what’s wrong with you? Yo, Granddad had “hit me” written on his forehead in Braille! I said, that’s enough! What you gonna do, beat me? Maybe I should get a blindfold first! Okay, I’m ready. Step on one, and boom! A perfectly rational black man can explode Yeah! They ain’t new any more, are they? Nigga! Hit him granddad! My bad knee! Oh, la dee la dee do. I’ve said it before-expensive sneakers are like $150 land mines. What you gonna do? What you gonna do? Oh hell naw! Granddad, let’s whoop this nigga’s ass right now! Bitch ass, faggot ass, punk ass, pussy ass, bitch ass nigga! You want to do something, bitch ass nigga? Hold up, I smell new shoes. At this point, he can a) walk away and let insurance handle the car, and B) fight with a dumb, crazy, blind nigga Let’s see which one he chooses That’s right! I’m backed into your car nigga. You better have insurance Nigga! You better have insurance! Ass-whooping insurance! And you about to pay a deductible! And just like that, my granddad was trapped in a nigga moment. I think I hit a wheelchair on the way here Oh, look what you did to Dorothy. Who in the hell parked in my space? That’ like calling 1-800-COLLECT-AN-ASS-WHOOPING! And no-that ain’t no toll-free call, partna! You hit my car! Are you blind? Yes…I…am! So? Wait, you’re blind? Yes…Blind! You got a problem with that nigga? You could have killed somebody! Eh, I’d be doing them a favor! Getting run over by me is as close to a honorable death as most of these people gonna get. He believed it was his love of hatred that kept him going Nobody knows how Stinkbeaner managed to live so long. Stinkbeaner got no pleasure seeing sunsets and trees, dolphins or rainbows Man, this some ol’ bullshit So, he didn’t particularly mind when at age 15, he lost his sight to cancer At least I don’t have to look at your ugly ass no more Doctors gave him 3 years to live, so he dedicated those 3 years to spreading a life time of misery and hatred. He spent his childhood disagreeing with most things, especially things involving happiness, unity, and kindness. Stinkmeaner is and always has been a cantankerous, ornery old man. Without that key element, all you’re left with is peace and quiet. Every nigga moment begins with the nigga. (Back to Huey) A big misconception about the nigga moment Is that it can be avoided by simply moving away from niggas If only it were that easy See, niggas always got a new trick right around the corner Listen up boys, I’m about to sing the new shoe song.